I threw the champagne glass up against the wall and it shattered everywhere. You see, the champagne could not compare to your taste. I won't be drinking anymore.
Me (paraphrased): I want a pony, a puppy, and a cupcake!
Nick (verbatim): what about a puppy that has a ring that is riding on a pony that jumps out of a big birthday cupcake to wish you happy birthday?