If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex in the box?

This one time, my dad and I went flying on a cloudy day...we flew right through a cloud, and it warmed us (weirdest thing). That was the sweetest blanket ever.

Hi world...you are the coolest! Rainbows, puppies, kisses, stars, traffic, buildings, singing, humans, emotion, gloves, cats, snow, hair, smiles, sunny days, slow clouds, tulips, boats, ocean, salt, desserts, dancing, tropical weather, romance, fire

I love you!!!

murderabilia??? Yep, you're gonna have to kill me now. Who buys that shit?!!! http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/serialkillers_figures020325.html

The Secret Service was right there as I shoplifted. Raquel and I live on the crazy side...

I am not a slut...stop grabbing me.

ahev ahev ahev ahev ahev ahev...THERE!

A bookmarklet?!!!!

tick tick tick....purrrr purrrr

I'm typing this to look busy as my boss walks by.

On a scale of 1 to 36--are you drunk?

mad math skillz: 9.2 on a scale from 1 to 5