I give reasons, not excuses

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hi, world. Um, I'm not having so great a night. Now, I don't want to leave you or anything; I'm just checkin in to tell ya that this karma thing, ya know? Man, it is reallllllly workin for you- but screwin me! What goes around comes around? i hate being living proof.

i can't help it if you're a bitch 24/7.

God, or some other higher deity or deities if you so chose to believe in one, Bless America

white spandex + water = ummmm...

Hint for life #453: Don't let your brother take pictures of you with a lot of beer around....hmmmm...oh well

Hicks gone wild!