Black or navy blue socks. Boxers. Button-up dress shirt. Tie. No pants. Gets me every time.

April 3rd: My debut as an erotic French poet.

p.s.- postings from April 1st were NOT April Fools Day jokes!

Thank you Jimmy Dean, I AM the most gorgeous girl in the class. But please stop instructing people to stare at me!

ok, so they want it done this way: ahve! ahve! ahve! ahve! ahve! ahve!

I never knew that a man with a sun tattoo on his leg could smell so good or make me so weak in the knees.

Bow to the new Surgeon General! Dr. Richard Carmona is a trauma surgeon and deputy sheriff on his local SWAT team. On the way to a University of Arizona football game, he killed a mentally ill ex-convict who was threatening the lives of other motorists...and it turns out that the ex-convict had just come from murdering his own father..."The Doctor Is Armed" :)

don't get too excited, but..."An average hectare of corn produces enough oxygen per hectare per day in mid summer to meet the respiratory needs of about 325 people. This means that the one million or so hectares of corn grown in Ontario produce enough oxygen for the annual respiratory needs of Ontario's 10 million residents in about 11 summer days!" From: Corn and Photosynthesis