ALERT! Sometimes in this world, things are so brilliant they make you cry. Behold my friends: "A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existance. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both. You cannot have soup with a spork, it is far too shallow; you cannot eat meat with a spork, the prongs are too small." -www.spork.org

(No intro needed)...Quoth the Jenny: "I spent $56 at the dollar store".

Survey says: #1 thing a mean date would say: Just shut up and eat your carrot!...hmmm, sounds familiar, eh?

My computer is having an affair. Where is the trust? What about the kids?